I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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