I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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