I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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