i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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