Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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