that's an acceptable place to lick
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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