He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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