I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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