when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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