Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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