I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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