My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
how drunk are you?
Several
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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