Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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