I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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