New invention idea: vibrating tampons
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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