You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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