TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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