You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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