it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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