hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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