I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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