Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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