How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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