About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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