Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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