HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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