If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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