yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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