is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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