We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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