Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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