just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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