Buhtt sex?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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