would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
i think i just lost a toe
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