The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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