I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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