i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just want nice things and good sex
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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