Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
