Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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