Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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