I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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