i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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