Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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