sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
