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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Why is there bacon in the couch?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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