Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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