new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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