hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
