I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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