she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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