I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I woke up under a house in Key West
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