I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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