Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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