No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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