What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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